it's the jizz

When a moment of great hilarity or importance occurs.

"That video of the ninja baby is fuckin hilarious!"
"I know dude it's the jizz."

by Zack brah? June 3, 2009

Jizz

The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.

Girl: I want to see you jizz.

Guy: Well come over here and beat my meat for me.

Girl: OK!!!

by AceSpaDes80 August 1, 2011

Jizz

When a guy shoots white sticky love juice out of his dick.

Shoot the jizz and out you is

by Onlydicknot August 6, 2018

Jizz

The unfortunate name for a style of music in the Star Wars universe. The famous Cantina Band in a New Hope was playing Jizz.

This Jizz is music to my ears. -Connoisseur of Jizz.

by Deltasword February 11, 2014

jizzness

Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

by Zayn400 July 11, 2008

jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

by Candy May 9, 2004

Jizz

To give up and cause your white children to leave your erected penis onto/into either a woman's chest, Back, Arse, Face, or Hair. Sometimes caused by thinking about Women you could never fuck, then rubbing yourself for 1-4 minutes, then finishing on a paper towl, the toilet, outside the window, or onto the computer

Bill: Oh god i'm about to JIZZ!
Anne: Pull out! Pull out!

by unobruno01 May 16, 2013