Istanbul, No Constantinople

Doo doo it was called Constantinople then the Turks came along and gave it the works and turned it into Istanbul

Greek man : stupid cockroach it’s Constantinople!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!

by Aplo July 4, 2021