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Isidora Morganach 

A deeply hurt and emotionally immature Witch from the Tudor Era, capable of sensing and harnessing a field of magic that saved Harry James Potter from the Killing Curse: Ancient Magic. She then used it to extract pain from someone to "make them feel better", but in reality, took away a fundamental part of being human, feeling pain.

Years after she got her unusual education from Hogwarts, she went back to her Alma Mater as the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and demonstrated the spell she devised to remove pain with her father as a test subject in front of her colleagues: Professors Percival Rackham, San Bakar, Charles Rookwood and Headmistress Niamh Fitzgerald. The four were part of the Keepers: a secret group who guards Ancient Magic from malicious hands, and all of them were concerned, appalled and a bit terrified of what she had done. They tried to convince her to stop, but she never listened. It reached to the point she forcefully took the pain of Headmistress Fitzgerald with her spell and seemed to inhale it for power, but it never stopped there. She even took pain from HOGWARTS STUDENTS and turned HER FATHER into an emotionless husk, resulting to her death when the Keepers confronted her. She died believing to her delusions. She died learning little to nothing about the consequences of tapping the unknown too enthusiastically.

May we learn from her errors.
Isidora Morganach's intentions may be pure, but she never realized the path she opened leads to the fires of Hell.
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