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ironclad 

1. covered or protected with iron
2. unable to be contradicted
3. a large wooden 19th-century warship with armoured plating
1. The men in that battle were ironclad
2. He was ironclad
ironclad by UD is my bible January 4, 2009
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Ironclad 

Any condom made from Kevlar. The only contraceptive that is more reliable then abstinence.
"I heard you screwed Sarah last night man? Did you use protection?"

"Don't worry, I used an Ironclad. Her lower body will be numb for the rest of the week."
Ironclad by Dark Doppelganger February 21, 2010

Ironclad Nads 

A dude with a ballsack that's so tight, so taut, it's like a stretched piece of leather. It never hangs and almost appears as if there is no scrotum at all. When seen in porn, one asks "Where's that dude's sack? Ewwwww!"
What's with Roger's man sack? It's like he has a cock only. He's got ironclad nads brooohhh. Those nuts are always taut.
Ironclad Nads by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Ironclad Warship 

A form of sexual torture, in which a mans scrotum and penis are attached to a rope or chain, and pulled across a body of water by boat.
“Last night I was on that Ironclad Warship dude, that cock and ball torture was amazing!”

ironyclad 

Protected from sincerity or deeply-felt emotion by an ironic attitude.
Ironyclad as always, her eulogy for her mother began, "You all know mom? She sends her regrets at being unable to attend today's festivities", but the mourners all understood it was her defense against grief.
ironyclad by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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