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Irish Facial 

ejaculating onto a woman's face and immedately after pouring beer on her head
Damn I shouldnt have used the guiness on that bitch when I gave her the irish facial
Irish Facial by jroxxx December 21, 2005
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irish facial 

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then throws a handful of lucky charms on it. The semen acts as glue which allows the lucky charms to stick to the face.
After a night of heavy drinking, Sean gave a lucky girl an Irish Facial. Now they're after her lucky charms!! MMMMMM delicious.
irish facial by Sean Ches July 28, 2010

irish facial 

where you cum onto a girls face( after fucking the shit out of her), wait for it to dry, then peel it off
i gave your girlfriend an Irish facial
irish facial by crazy mexican May 12, 2008

Irish Facial 

to get sprayed in the face from a beer can opened under pressure.

what happens when someone shakes a beer can and gives it to an unsuspecting victim.
tired of fetching her boyfriend beer, she decided to give him an Irish facial and shook the PBR as hard as she could.
Irish Facial by SillyFeline September 5, 2016

irish facial 

the act in which the male partner masturbates onto female's face
an irish facial is what i did to your mom last night
irish facial by joseph sandeau April 25, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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