Irish Curse

A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.
I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE
by Kieran Riley March 09, 2010
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The classic definition is "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.
"Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.
by The other Theo February 10, 2004
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also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol
Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home
by Datamaster General February 20, 2004
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it is the curse in which some irish men often suffer after a night of good drinking, their inability to get an erection due to them being very intoxicated
in early howard stern days, he said he suffers from the irish curse, and he was referring to his penis looking small after nights of drinking because he was unable to get an erection, pay attention to what he actually is refering to.

also, colin farrel explains in a tv interview that after a night of excessive drinking he suffered from the irish curse when he took a girl home, he obviously didnt mean that he has a small penis. also, he was born and raised in ireland, so i think he would know about the history of this kind of things.
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A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.
by Sean July 14, 2003
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Sensitivity to harsh sunlight, somewhat akin to vampirism.
I can't be out in sunlight. It's the Irish curse.
by zimmygirl777 February 10, 2023
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Belligerent English thugs have been the Irish curse for centuries.
by ruadhagan September 01, 2005
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