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To pull out an iphone, or superior phone in front of others with lesser phones.
Timmy was showing everyone his new Sidekick, when Ryan came up and Ipwned him in front of everyone.
Ipwn by Ryan Levi June 16, 2008
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1. For the person "i" to be victorious or have more skills than the opponent.

2. To be better than somone else in an everyday situation.

3. To own something or someone
1. iPwn you in any game from Pong to World of Warcraft.

2. I'm better than you at gutair so iPwn you!

I killed you in that freestyle iPwn you totally man.

3. Bitch get out there and make my money iPwn you!
iPwn by Jesus.G.Christ August 28, 2009
To get Pwned/Pwn someone on a game on your/their Ipod/Iphone
Guy 1: 2500, beat that!
Guy 2: (Plays for 4 seconds) There 3000!
Random Guy 3: Ohh Guy 1, you got Ipwned
ipwn by Daft Punk Rocks September 20, 2009
A play on iPod that just changes the 'o' to a 'w' for those '1337' speaking losers who think that stuff is cool. Bootleg iPods tend to have that as the logo. If you see an iPod that has iPwn on it instead, it might not be smart to trust it.
Slash: Look at my new iPod, its da shiz.
Torch: No, thats a shitty iPwn, look at that w.
Slash: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
iPwn by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006
Someone who owns noobs all the time except 3% of the time he crushes noobs.
"That guy just pulled an iPwn 97 on those noobs"
iPwn 97 by Noob destroyer 97 May 22, 2010
Getting charged a ridiculous fee by Cingular for using your Apple iPhone.
Guy 1: WTF?! I just got charged $3000 for using my iPhone during my trip to Europe!

Guy 2: Dude, you just got iPwned
iPwned by MJMizzle September 6, 2007

ipwnstar4hire 

Known as the sexiest man alive, prefers the pattiecake and gets the hoes on a daily basis.
BossBeastipwnstar4hire
ipwnstar4hire by LoyalSub January 7, 2012
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