Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

Iowa hot by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered attractive in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Bro, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah man, she’s Iowa hot.

Iowa hot by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Iowa hot tub

It is when one ejaculates in the bellybutton of another and then takes a finger and swirls it around then the finger is licked clean.

Keeley was so very hungry so she asked Tommy boy to feed her out of the Iowa hot tub

Iowa hot tub by Steelman696969 August 31, 2016

iowa hot pocket 

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family

Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket

iowa hot pocket by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016