Klaus Iohanis 

some(Romanian) President that has a lot of houses and talks about online school.
Gets money and the population is poor asf

did u heard what the President Klaus Iohanis said?
no cuz im deaf

Klaus Iohanis by The ugly blue man February 2, 2021

Iohannis 

A piece of furniture that moves and is capable of talking. An object incompatible with the position it holds.

You are quieter than an iohannis

Iohannis by sugaring June 13, 2018

Ioanis

Plonker

Guy: that guy looks like a plonker...
Guy2: must be a Ioanis

Ioanis by Imuckinhilar July 19, 2019

Ishanis

Sia the singer in disguise.

Person: OMG I think that’s ishanis

Ishanis by Lightning M’king April 9, 2025