Invis 

Very good Megaman Battle Network chip.

Chip: *Uses Invis*
Harold: Fuck. He used Invis.

Invis by MaloTheCat August 10, 2022

invis 

1. The blue orb found on Halo, Halo 2 and Halo 3.
2. Known as "Active Camo" on Halo 3.
3. The best way for a newb to get the first kill in a game.
4. The only way to kill a General.
5. The best way to hide.

<conversation on xbox live during Halo 3 match>
Chad: "Yo bro, go get that invis."
Jason: "Yo. Chad! Chad! Where is it bro?"
Chad: "Bro...that's why you're a newb."

invis by Da Debonair & lilleal88 April 16, 2008

Invis 

Short for invisible.

Man1: .
Man2: Whoa invis text?
Man1: No you tard

Invis by negrotoned_ January 20, 2021

invis 

invis means owning someone and becoming their daddy

omg kaylum mahon just got invised

invis by starz4567 February 19, 2022

Invis bitch 

A exclamation used when someone sees a discord user using the invisible feature to pretend to be offline but is being obviously active.

~user using invisible feature and being active~
(insert user here) INVIS BITCH

Invis bitch by Joe Schmoe Pee Pee July 30, 2019

Invis-a-Jizz

The smell of jizz in the air even though there is none.

Mr. X: you smell that?
Mr. Y: smell what?
Mr. X: That Invis-a-Jizz, it smells terrible

Invis-a-Jizz by Mr. Z, Mr. X, and Mr. Y April 27, 2009

special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

special investigation branch by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019