Internet Surfer 

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then

Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league

Internet Surfer by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

internet-surfers 

Some people freak out at a comment, or comments and get all defensive, internet surfers that is.

Wow I kind of was in a shocked disposition over that internet-surfers attack or comment, eh that's the internet.

internet-surfers by take off your pants and jacket December 8, 2009