On 16th of March, is international "call Marcus wet day". On this day, you are legally required to call any person called Marcus "wet" or "a wetty". People named Zak thrive on this day, and treat it as a second birthday for them. The following exchange is an example of the rituals that take place on this day:
Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
by Lumposter June 7, 2021