That other shit serious-ass dictionary fo wise motherfuckers

Only used by guys who want to establish their intellectual superiority
Dude 1: What be the Hadron Collider m8?
Dude 2: Check it out in the oxford dictionary.
Dude 1: Du I luck like a smart muddafuka to you m8?
by the handle October 8, 2014
What Eminem is secretly carrying in his pocket all day long but doesn't admit to.
Eminem: I am not carrying an Oxford dictionary ATM, I just coincidentally know what coup de grâce means.

Everyone: k
by Retarded21 January 4, 2019
A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.
John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"
by MEGAZOR January 5, 2010
A: Do you have an oxford dictionary?
B: Ew, use urban dictionary instead.
by astreclio June 23, 2022
A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.
"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the Oxford English Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."
by Luddz February 1, 2015
If I'm not sure about the definition of a word, I might check the Oxford English Dictionary for an accurate and in-depth definition.
by WordLover731 November 18, 2009