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Intel Security 

Formally known as McAfee Antivirus, Intel Security boasts little to no improvement over it's predecessor. The overall difference between McAfee Antivirus and Intel Security is that Intel Security will be hardware integrated, which means that the only way to be rid of this horrid piece of software is to avoid purchasing products with Intel chipsets.
"McAfee in hardware... This can't be good." - Mike (not Cox) of ZDNet.com

As Intel Security is merely an attempt to rebrand McAfee Antivirus after Intel's breathtaking $7.7 billion dollar acquisition of the company, see McAfee
Intel Security by TheMightyTitan January 9, 2014
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Intel swag

New electronics, gadgets, gizmos, etc.
If u got a new phone: "NICE INTEL SWAGGG BRAYYYY"
Intel swag by morkeleb November 10, 2012

Intel Shit Graphics 

A way to blame Intel graphics products by calling them 'shit'. Intel's GPU products includes HD Graphics, UHD Graphics, GMA, etc. This may be used by people who are using Intel onboard GPU and they complain about its performance.
mate 1: hai mate, ya bought a new lappy?
mate 2: yeah, mostly for my work.
mate 1: really? does it have Novideo or AyyMD card?
mate 2: nuh uh, just Intel's onboard graphics.
mate 1: ya mean Intel Shit Graphics?
mate 1: yeah but I don't game bruh
Intel Shit Graphics by Barnacl437 November 4, 2023

super quantum unit intel processor 

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...
“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

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the moment ehen you were literally caught in fucking 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard
caught your ass lackin in 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.
Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer, your SQUIP

inter species erotica 

when 2 different species have sex
Randal: So, you guys ready for a nice show of beastiality?

Sexy stud: It's inter species erotica , you fuck.

Randal: Inter species erotica.