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Instoried 

That best friend who helps you please your angry partner (read: writer's block) with a dose of empathy". Sits down and reads your content. Tells you what's gone wrong, and comes up with solutions that you can swear by. There you go, win your partner (read: content) back!

Also tells you if they've read your content somewhere else.
I need this leave letter Instoried.
Instoried by Instoried November 24, 2021
Words you can keep
The place in a supermarket where details are kept.
"Up to 50% off everything! See instore for details."
Instore by Urban-Joe November 30, 2011
The man was instafied the second he fell in the lava.
Instafied by Jonathan Kinney April 7, 2008

instowed 

the combination of "installed" and "bestowed" when someone without much education tries to talk like they know big words. :-)
Guess I was just instowed with old time values.
instowed by alwaysamazed July 15, 2010

Inspored 

What you've got when you've run out of inspiration. Often takes place when you're at work and just want to go home.

Also, it is often typed incorrectly when people try to spell "Inspired"
I'm inspored. It's time to go home.
Inspored by thesquigglyline May 26, 2011
A large discount retail store selling rejected stock from other stores and out of date food that will give u the runs but fear not they also sell toilet roll!
the shops a mess and the staff are misrable and people que for refunds for 1.50 on broken light bulbs!
omg i just got this from instore look how cheap and nasty it is
Instore by phil7820 February 24, 2009

instaredneck 

A man or woman who portrays him/herself as a redneck on Instagram but really isn’t and never will be.
“Dude, that guy is an instaredneck, he’s not one of us - he’s wearing Giorgio Armani glasses and likes shaving.”
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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