Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.
Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?
Kid: mom wtf
Friend: wha–
Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–
Kid: mom wtf
Friend: wha–
Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–
by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022
by MineOwedWu's March 27, 2021
A well known discord server troller that goes by the name of “Instinct” (banned 42 times, muted permanently 19)
by garbidine2358 February 21, 2021
Instinct is a weird dude, editing videos while looking at Lewdrexes new post. He is a bastard on Twitter that doesn't deserve 731 followers. He's hella gay.
by Skully's definitions October 7, 2020
A transformation attained by Son Goku. Most noticable feature is dodging everything that tries to hit you.
Its usage is mostly in commodations with dodging
Its usage is mostly in commodations with dodging
Asshole: hey Dude i am going to punch you
*Dude dodges punch flawlessly*
*Dude instantly roundhouse kicks Asshole the exact moment he notices Dude dodged his punch*
Asshole: did you just use Ultra Instinct I ain´t messing with that
*Asshole runs away with a broken jaw*
*Dude dodges punch flawlessly*
*Dude instantly roundhouse kicks Asshole the exact moment he notices Dude dodged his punch*
Asshole: did you just use Ultra Instinct I ain´t messing with that
*Asshole runs away with a broken jaw*
by Nigger Ball Z February 7, 2018
Being able to dodge literally whatever the fuck someone throws at you without even breaking a sweat.
Someone dodges a combo of punches in a game or in real life
P1: Is that dude on Ultra Instinct?
P2: We're fucked.
P1: Anally.
P1: Is that dude on Ultra Instinct?
P2: We're fucked.
P1: Anally.
by Theskullygami444 January 22, 2018
by MUIGoku April 21, 2018