Hey John, I think you have insomnia
Next time I see the abyss of darkness I will beat it with a broomstick
Next time I see the abyss of darkness I will beat it with a broomstick
by RollinWheels May 9, 2020
I can’t sleep now cuz I saw The Rose in concert last night. I guess I have to go listen to their song Insomnia to help me sleep 😌
by thebedardz September 9, 2019
1.
Brittany: How'd you sleep?
Hollie: I don't want to talk about it.. with red eyes, bags, etc..
2.
Brittany: How'd you sleep?
Allison: I'm an insomniac, i don't sleep with a smile on her face, and of course everywannabe emo HAS to have cuts on their arm
Brittany: How'd you sleep?
Hollie: I don't want to talk about it.. with red eyes, bags, etc..
2.
Brittany: How'd you sleep?
Allison: I'm an insomniac, i don't sleep with a smile on her face, and of course everywannabe emo HAS to have cuts on their arm
by Brittany S June 17, 2007
by onl23 October 25, 2006
that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia
by t0mt October 1, 2010
Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.
I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.
by birthday insomnia December 8, 2017
It's something that occurs when one becomes an AP student. One loses the ability to sleep, and/or forgets how to sleep... forever. AP Insomnia affects 100% of students 60% of the time, and by that I mean always. While everyone else is going to sleep at 9 o'clock on the dot, AP students are just priming their brainial engines. Yeah. AP students define sleep as:
Sleep (nonexistent noun) - more time for studying and/or doing homework and/or watching terrible late night documentaries on how the Qing Dynasty came about, and/or crying inconsolably.
We may also use sleep to cry and/or complain about how we didn't get to hang out with our study buddies because we were crying about lacking something that we can't identify, which studies show, is "SLEEP".
Sleep (nonexistent noun) - more time for studying and/or doing homework and/or watching terrible late night documentaries on how the Qing Dynasty came about, and/or crying inconsolably.
We may also use sleep to cry and/or complain about how we didn't get to hang out with our study buddies because we were crying about lacking something that we can't identify, which studies show, is "SLEEP".
*Mainstream Student (Blah =/): "Dude, I went to a sweet party last night, and then went to sleep at 9 o'clock on the dot!"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote>Yeah, I got lots of sleep as well, minus the sleep, plus the studying/no life/crying times 7 raised to 5x power, which OBVIOUSLY equals the cosin of the vector of tan inverse 5x/6.</quote>
*Mainstream Student (Frowned upon in AP society): "Que?"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote> "By that, are you referring to K-acid, K-base, K-concentration, K-pressure, or K-equilibrium?"
*Mainstream Student (EW): "Oh, well, I'm gonna go back to bed."
**** AP GOD: "You would." (Insert mental breakdown here.)
And, THAT, my Mainstream acquaintances, is AP Insomnia.
****AP Student Alpha: <quote>Yeah, I got lots of sleep as well, minus the sleep, plus the studying/no life/crying times 7 raised to 5x power, which OBVIOUSLY equals the cosin of the vector of tan inverse 5x/6.</quote>
*Mainstream Student (Frowned upon in AP society): "Que?"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote> "By that, are you referring to K-acid, K-base, K-concentration, K-pressure, or K-equilibrium?"
*Mainstream Student (EW): "Oh, well, I'm gonna go back to bed."
**** AP GOD: "You would." (Insert mental breakdown here.)
And, THAT, my Mainstream acquaintances, is AP Insomnia.
by Kyle, Brittany, and Ryan May 1, 2008