Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious psychological disorder. It doesn'
t really matter if you catch it early on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she
will throw the
taco creation at the
wall, screaming "THIS
WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).
Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store any buy it.
I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I
will become sick and irritable. For
long road trips, or plane flights, I
will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.