Introphobia ɪntrəʊfəʊbiə is the irrational fear of leaving a message on an answering machine due to the possibility of ending up on the intro of a (most commonly Rap or Hip-Hop) album.
THOT called me last night but I couldn'tanswer so it went to voicemail. I'd tell her to leave a message but she has introphobia.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'