Indian Military

As weak as their international cricket team, and whinge just as much too.

We want Hogg banned for sledging! We want Harbahjans charges for sledging dropped! We want Bucknor taken out of the next test! If you dont comply ... we'll stop sending you curry and putting wankers in your call centres! We are the Indian Military!

Indian Military by TonyD=) January 15, 2008

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Indian Military

One of the top militaries of the world,The indian army has 3.8 million troops being the 2nd largest army on earth, 4th largest air force in the world,and 5th Largest Navy in the world,The Indian Armed Forces also have a large Coast Guard but the rank is not known. Ultimatly, India's Militaries strength is 3rd ranking in the world. It is also known that india currently has 900 Nuclear bombs.

Several reports have mentioned that the Indian military will be an even greater force to reckon with in the future given the twin advantage of economic growth and an increasing population.

Dude 1:Dude? The Indian Military has 900 nukes?
Dude 2:Yeah crazy huh, thats enough to blow up pakistan over and over and take kashmir.
Dude 3: Yeah but somehow they are never able to take hold of kashmir!

Indian Military by HyphyKid May 15, 2007

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