Incarvert

A person who would rather be with their car than another person

My buddy Mark is an incarvert, he hasn't left his garage in 4 days.

My husband is an incarvert, while its tough sometimes, I still support his lifestyle.

Harry is an incarvert. He hasn't seen another person outside of his shop in 5 years!

by Twxst October 8, 2024

incarceritis

Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.

"We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis".

by AngryJL January 2, 2008

Incarceritis

• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.

• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.

• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.

That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.

Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!

by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

Incarceration

Imprisonment, being sent to jail.

P-Diddy avoided incarceration, but all the legal stuff and media attention was just too much for J-Lo to deal with.

by Noh Whey May 16, 2004

Rodentus incarcerarium

A prison inmate who has turned informant on other inmates for protection or benefit.

"Gentlemen, we must determine
which of our fellow inmates has become the Rodentus Incarcerarium." - Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico, The Simpsons

by Abdul Mohammed Jabar Ra'uf Karim Ali July 3, 2005

inadvertently

accidentally and without intention

Neighbor - I just thought I'd stop in to say Happy Birthday to your dog, but I inadvertently ended up having sex with your Wife.

Husband - That's cool, accidents happen.

by sweetjimmy September 1, 2014

incarcerated

A formal word for jailed, arrested, locked up, etc.

One of my friends got incarcerated after he partied naked in the public fountain.

by Jam3s_B0nd July 15, 2014