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Inbrostigate 

When "bros" go investigating. Stemming from "Ghost Hunters" on the Travel Channel, during which the hunters say "bro" about 20 times per episode. A combination of "bro" and "investigate."
"Bro, bro, I think I just saw something over there, bro. I'm going to inbrostigate the situation."

I am an inbrostigator. If there's a ghost, I'm inbrostigating it.
Inbrostigate by arsdg4 October 23, 2010
Related Words

Introsuction 

A deceptive software demonstration downplaying the slowness or difficulty of actual operation with phrases like "isn't this great?" "You can do this!" "Almost realtime rendering!"
The seller uses oleaginous phrases and a kidstuff demonstration, leading the victim to falsely believe that the same stupendous calculation speed occurs with an elaborate detailed model of a hospital or the complex spreadsheet of an international corporation.
"Dang! They got me believing that my hotel project would render as fast as their little 3D house model. What a lie! I'm a fool! It was an Introsuction!"
Introsuction by DwightUrban January 25, 2009

introspection 

in-truh-spek-shuh n
noun
1.
observation or examination of one's own mental and emotional state, mental processes, etc.; the act of looking within oneself.

2.the tendency or disposition to do this.

3.sympathetic introspection.
The man seemed lost in introspection, as if delivering a soliloquy.
introspection by Mr. Lexicon December 5, 2016

IntroSexual 

The act of loving oneself; being sexually attracted to yourself.
Kanye is introsexual
IntroSexual by That_one_guy_ July 21, 2016

introstatic 

being increadibly happy about something on the inside but not showing any emotion on the outside
guy 1: Why do you look pissed?
guy 2: i'm not i'm just introstatic
introstatic by Xicor]x[ November 6, 2006

ICR, Introspections Costa Rica 

A "Transitional Living Program" based on bureaucratic rules, arbitrary grades, and false promises. At ICR, there are a few key phrases one must understand in order to be successful here.

See if you can follow this easy-to-read translation of staff's favorite phrases and what they actually mean!

"I've been looking into it"---I have not been looking it.

"I'm working very hard on it"--I thought about working on it, once, but let the thought pass.

"We have had budget cuts"--The founder of the program decided to increase his own salary again, siphoning the money from the program's account (which the students pay for)

"We have to walk to the gym today"--The founder of the program got drunk and passed out in the van somewhere far away, rendering it useless for transporting the group.

"It's not about THEM, it's about YOU!"--I do not know what to tell you, but I read somewhere that telling you this will be helpful.
If a student at ICR, Introspections Costa Rica, says, "The overwhelming amounts of negativity and complaining from the other students are beginning to effect my attitude," (s)he will be told, "It's not about THEM, it's about YOU!"

If a student says, "I've been asking you daily for two weeks to get this issue solved," (s)he will be told, "I'm working on it."

If a student says "You told me two weeks ago you had this figured out," s(he) will be told, "I've been looking into it."