Impossicant

An adjective used to describe an object that's doubly ridiculous or just plain impossible to believe. Used when shocked or surprised.

An adult being able to see what makes cinnamon toast crunch so popular? That's absolutely absurd, inconceivable, ridiculous, impossicant!

Impossicant by Action_Kamen November 5, 2010

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Impossicant

An extreme state in which a situation or theory is both impossible for which you will not even consider to entertain such.

A whole me? Impossicant.

Impossicant by @nwa_aba November 26, 2021

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Impossicant • Impoossicant • Impossinator

Impossinator

(Im-poss-ə-na-tor)(s) (noun)
(Im-poss-ə-na-tions) (plural noun)
A person or persons who are adept or highly skilled at impersonating famous personalities (for comedic purposes) from throughout history.... which is nearly (impossible) past 150 years ago up until photography an sound recordings were invented...or a person up to our current time...(impostor) if the person who is being mimicked is still living...but truly it is impossible to exactly impersonate someone or something strictly by skilled acting alone a full 100%, which would not really be as funny anyway if at all thus a noticeable difference is to be maintained in order to be considered as even possibly comical.

That overly ridiculous impossinator tried in vain to sqeeze the smallest hint of a laugh from those impossible critics.

Impossinator by Elworth Haygood February 14, 2019

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Impoossicant

Word: Impoossicant

Definition:
A combination of “Impossible” and “Cannot happen.” It means something that is totally unrealistic and will never happen, no matter what.

Origin:
Coined by Chidera Obiekwe in 2025.

Tags: new word, impossible, made-up, slang, English, Chidera Obiekwe

Author: Chidera Obiekwe

Example Sentence:
> “You think you can become invisible without technology? That’s totally Impoossicant.”

Impoossicant by Mrkingchi July 5, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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