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Impossicant 

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An adjective used to describe an object that's doubly ridiculous or just plain impossible to believe. Used when shocked or surprised.
An adult being able to see what makes cinnamon toast crunch so popular? That's absolutely absurd, inconceivable, ridiculous, impossicant!
Impossicant by Action_Kamen November 5, 2010
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Impossicant 

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An extreme state in which a situation or theory is both impossible for which you will not even consider to entertain such.
A whole me? Impossicant.
Impossicant by @nwa_aba November 26, 2021
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Impossicant • Impoossicant • Impossinator

Impossinator 

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(Im-poss-ə-na-tor)(s) (noun)
(Im-poss-ə-na-tions) (plural noun)
A person or persons who are adept or highly skilled at impersonating famous personalities (for comedic purposes) from throughout history.... which is nearly (impossible) past 150 years ago up until photography an sound recordings were invented...or a person up to our current time...(impostor) if the person who is being mimicked is still living...but truly it is impossible to exactly impersonate someone or something strictly by skilled acting alone a full 100%, which would not really be as funny anyway if at all thus a noticeable difference is to be maintained in order to be considered as even possibly comical.
That overly ridiculous impossinator tried in vain to sqeeze the smallest hint of a laugh from those impossible critics.
Impossinator by Elworth Haygood February 14, 2019
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Impoossicant

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Word: Impoossicant

Definition:
A combination of “Impossible” and “Cannot happen.” It means something that is totally unrealistic and will never happen, no matter what.

Origin:
Coined by Chidera Obiekwe in 2025.

Tags: new word, impossible, made-up, slang, English, Chidera Obiekwe

Author: Chidera Obiekwe
Example Sentence:
> “You think you can become invisible without technology? That’s totally Impoossicant.”
Impoossicant by Mrkingchi July 5, 2025
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