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ImIsosceles 

im gonna watch ImIsosceles
ImIsosceles by Beardev May 19, 2021
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Isosceles Lock 

69 performed with three participants rather than two.

via Achewood: May 5, 2004
In a three-way, nobody sits around bored if you employ the Isosceles Lock.
Isosceles Lock by Gimpson May 3, 2004

Isosceles 

Popular UK YOUTUBER and part time shape and beta squad member isosceles (Aj shabeel) rumour has it he loves watching mr maker on CBeebies with kingkennytv
Some random waffler:Oi fam it's isosceles Whats the Pythagoras theorem

Niko: the schmuck who knows it lives in waffle town his name is camera man George

Niko
Isosceles by The waffler NDL 69 January 1, 2020

Isosceles Triangle 

When you have a raging boner and have to piss at an angle over the toilet while supporting yourself with one arm, and thereby forming an isosceles triangle.
"Man, I woke up with a piss -boner today and had to lean over the toilet while holding myself up on the medicine cabinet. Talk about an isosceles triangle!"
Isosceles Triangle by youngbono June 16, 2016

isosceles 

As in a triangle: To be happy, or positive to an almost spiritual degree; to focus on a superior goal from many broad or lesser options; to take the high road or rise above adversity.
"That was rude dawg, but I'm going isosceles."<br>

Q: "How are you?"
A: "Isosceles"
isosceles by girlstuff June 24, 2008

Isosceles 

"Damn, girl! You an isosceles!"
Isosceles by Isosceles 2 February 12, 2020

Isosceles Dongaloid 

When you carefully shove Doritos, pizza slices or other triangle-shaped foods very carefully into someone's asshole for sexual pleasure. It is done is such a manner as to not break or mess up the food in any way.
Guy 1: Damn, did you really just give Cassandra an isosceles dongaloid? Mad respect.
Guy 2: Yeah last night was rad dude. Those spare doritos were worth it.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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