Im gonna CUM

IT is at a state where you've been butt fucking LIVVY or some hot person but you better take your Willie dillie out before your melted ice cream cums out and making your girl prego and lose half your money.
GF- make sure you take your ding dong out of me "MOANS" before you cum
BF- ok here it cums
GF- when is it gonna cum out

MOM walks in

room floods with cum

Mom- omg your like a muslim your explosive

Dad- drowning "in cum"
GF- its in my booty hole

BFF walks in
BFF- drinks all the cum

DAD- dead

LIL sis thats 19-again!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAD as white as a ghost bc of cum
BF sees mom again

cum floods the whole house again

Grandma walks in

And drinks all the cum and out of the boy and girl and house

Grandma- that takes me back to the good ole days with me and grandpa last night.
Im gonna CUM
by DomiDICKs March 23, 2023
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im cumming

Oh my god! Im about to cum! Im cumming! Oh my goddddddddd!
by CumDrinker9000 May 18, 2023
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Im cumming

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by Emily boobs April 17, 2025
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it is a filler spam word to use whenever you dont agree with something and wanna say something. alternatives can also be used such as, 'Holy fuck stewie im shitting'
(1) "bro why do you always ignore me when i speak and say random shit"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"
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im cumming

when a human male is jacking off, and he deciddes to shout "IMM CUMMMINGGG" or in sex
Person 1: HARDER!!!!
person 2: IM CUMMINGGG1!!
by Spahendrix September 18, 2022
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