A telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order.
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Person 2: You're a fucking moron. Lay off the weed.
Person 2: You're a fucking moron. Lay off the weed.
by Shombray5000 September 19, 2014
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