a word used by people who are cheap to defend the fact that they are cheap.
A: Can you buy me a gumball??
B: What?!?!? That's a whole 25 cents!!
A: Geez, stop being so cheap!
B: I'm not cheap, I'm inexpensive!!
A: No, YOU'RE CHEAP!!!
gabby usually takes long to reply, is often mean to people, has a layout crisis everyday, is very pretty, her taste is acceptable but she just needs help in general
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.