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1. An condensed word for iPod Jockey.

2. A person who plays music at a night club or bar using a laptop with or without turntables.

3. An insult to any person who claims to be a DJ but relies on a computer or mp3 player (iPod) to play music instead of turntables. Even if turntables are present, the person playing the music is still considered an iJay if the music's original source is from a computer.
I thought your boy was a real DJ until I noticed he didn't have a crate of records. When he hooked up his Apple laptop to his turntables, I knew he was merely an iJay.
iJay by Kurtisbadical August 9, 2010
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ijayceii 

ijayceii is izzys besty we love him
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ijayceii by kittn April 2, 2021
She is a real mf she is very sassy nice funny and kind she will only will be mean to u if your mean to her but otherwise she chillin
Ijaya is a real mf she is the best and is a queen.
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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