idiotness

The act of being a complete idiot. Some people believe it is a common and brash word, but it is a true word.

you show such idiotness

by garian111111111111111 July 24, 2006

idiot

to hold you, my love,

like it was time's last minute,
or humankind's last fetus,
to hold you tight, and in this holding tight,
to hope you read all my heart's dictionaries
and hear in its arrythmic beat the pattern that signals what

a lover may be able to lay on the table,
no promise in the world

can fortify or prove
a knowledge that cannot be spelled.
You know? My love.

when you die
something in me will, too.
So don't die, idiot.

by Krkič October 29, 2020

Idiotism

A group of people that are naturally or stupidly fucking retarded and people that are smarter than them can't help

That group of idiotism bro

by polkih dm July 23, 2016

idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

idiot

The person looking up this definition right now

"Wow I'm such an idiot"
"wtf are you doing looking up the word idiot, you idiot"
"RUSH B IDIOT, BLYAT"

by Retarded Hillbilly November 21, 2017

Idiotitis

Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, hundreds of millions of people have been affected by the disease.

Your best defense: Pimp slap the fucker and run like hell.

Herp: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Derp: I'm fixing the damn sink, what the hell do you think I'm doing?
Herp: Well your not gonna fix it like that.
Derp: O RLY?
Herp: Yeah really the water goes through the drain not the pipes.
Derp: I think you have Idiotitis dumbass. *pimp slap*

by donteverdothisagain June 28, 2012

idiot

A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.

People who think x are idiots.

by Killing Kittens June 5, 2004