person 1: come over after work?
person 2: sorry im going to jonny’s house
person 1: k i hate him never talk to me again
person 2: why
person 1: idfwpwfwpidfw

idfwpwfwpidfw by trustissues69 October 30, 2018

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IDFWPTFWPIDFW

Going around Snap and Insta recently. It stands for:

I don’t fuck with people that fuck with people I don’t fuck with.

A: Do you know what IDFWPTFWPIDFW means?
B: Yeah it means you don’t become mates with people who are mates with people you don’t like.

IDFWPTFWPIDFW by AllUsernamesAreTaken7 January 5, 2020

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idfwtpwfwtpidfw

I dont fuck with the people who fuck with the people i dont fuck with

Why dont you talk to tom anymore?

Because he was talking to steve and idfwtpwfwtpidfw

idfwtpwfwtpidfw by Janeeeee January 21, 2019

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idfwpwfwpidl

i don’t fuck with people who fuck with people i don’t like

“My friend likes the boy i hate” “so” “idfwpwfwpidl” “duh”

idfwpwfwpidl by hay hayy March 21, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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