The ideal woman, she is perfect. There is nobody in the world who compares to her. You stare at her in math class and you know that she must be yours. Typically a short asian girl. She is the most beautiful girl in the world. She has the most adorable laugh, and she has the prettiest eyes. She makes you smile when all you wanna do is cry. She is perfect, in every way possible. She is the one for you.
Oh my god bro I gotta have her, she’s an idealie.
Yeo, all I do is stare at Fae in math class, she’s so fucking gorgeous oml.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"