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Ice Pick Jones 

An ice pick jones is way to cause frustration , shame, and anger in a person. The "picker" jams his hand, which is extended into the "recievers" armpit. The quicker that one picks someone the better. The most humiliating part of this activity is the ice pick jones symbol that comes after the pick. With one hand you hold out a imaginary icicle and hit it with the right hand with a imaginary pick. This action is to be performed in the face of the reciever. The words ice pick, pick or jones can be exclaimed after the completion of a succesful ice pick.

There are several strategies to this. The team pick is when you have one partner grab the recievers arm and lift it up while the other one picks them. This can also be done with one person.

There are also rules for a failed attempt at a pick. If the picker fails then he must leave the sights of the reciever or recieve a free pick on himeself. If the person refuses you are allowed to beat the person.

The most satisfying pick is when you get someone in an urban environment. Classroom picks are less satisfying because the person is doing work and is not focused on defense.
Lifting a persons arm up and hitting them in the armpit with the open hand. Then exclaim ice pick jones.
Ice Pick Jones by icepickj April 6, 2009
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026