An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.
by Tek 9 December 22, 2008

by Master Ice Fisher June 13, 2013

Female #1: "You know my man be taking me ice fishing at the mall this weekend....don't hate!"
Female #2 : "Lucky bitch!, my man ain't never take me ice fishing."
Female #2 : "Lucky bitch!, my man ain't never take me ice fishing."
by Funky K Dog August 29, 2011

by AGrandy May 12, 2010

The act of spreading your partner's (male or woman) butthole, taking your pinky finger and digging it their butthole and pulling out a piece poop. After achieving the shit proceed to chew and swallow it.
Frank: Dude why the fuck you miss the party last night?
Bill: I was Ice Fishing with this nasty bitch last night.
Frank: Really
Bill: Yeah mother fucker it was so cash, her shit tasted like chocolate.
Frank: Word...
Bill: I was Ice Fishing with this nasty bitch last night.
Frank: Really
Bill: Yeah mother fucker it was so cash, her shit tasted like chocolate.
Frank: Word...
by Alex The Master December 28, 2009

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*
by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Having intercourse with an exceptionally 'frigid' woman.
by Pickman May 08, 2003
