Ice Fishing

An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.

Man 1: I'm so sick of my bitch right now man.

Man 2: Screw that lets go ice fishing.

by Tek 9 December 22, 2008

Ice Fishing

Putting multiple ice cubes into a women's vagina then fucking her

Women: "Put ice cubes in my pussy then fuck me"

Man: " Isn't that ice fishing"

by Master Ice Fisher June 14, 2013

Ice Fishing

To go diamond shopping.

Female #1: "You know my man be taking me ice fishing at the mall this weekend....don't hate!"

Female #2 : "Lucky bitch!, my man ain't never take me ice fishing."

by Funky K Dog August 27, 2011

Ice Fishing

Finger fucking

Colby and Angela enjoy ice fishing in the public pool.

by AGrandy May 12, 2010

Ice Fishing

The act of spreading your partner's (male or woman) butthole, taking your pinky finger and digging it their butthole and pulling out a piece poop. After achieving the shit proceed to chew and swallow it.

Frank: Dude why the fuck you miss the party last night?
Bill: I was Ice Fishing with this nasty bitch last night.
Frank: Really
Bill: Yeah mother fucker it was so cash, her shit tasted like chocolate.
Frank: Word...

by Alex The Master December 29, 2009

Ice fishing

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

ice fishing

Having intercourse with an exceptionally 'frigid' woman.

she was o.k., though it was kinda like ice fishing.

by Pickman May 08, 2003