1. A name commonly used for the Cheezburger Network.
2. The shortened form of www.icanhascheezburger.com.
3.The branch of the Cheezburger Network that features pictures and videos of lolcats.
Verb: The action of using bad grammar on purpose regardless of knowing the proper usage.
This is often done in an attempt to be more heartwarming or cute.
Boy: Remember, my dad's an English teacher so he won't think your icanhazcheezburgering is cute.
Girl: But I loves you
Boy: I am serious!
Teacher: Can anyone think of a verb that ends in the letter z?
Student: Haz
Teacher: Can anyone think of a verb that hasn't been icanhazcheesburgered that ends with the letter z?
Ex: I needz you now. Why you no loves me anymore?
Enlgish Major: You had me at your proper use of the subjunctive, but you lost me with all your icanhazcheesburgering!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*