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Acronym standing for "In the words of the great philosopher"
Usually used when sarcastically and affectionately quoting a mutual acquaintance
ITWOTGP "......"
ITWOTGP by ElHalcon May 30, 2015
This is a term for two people sharing ear buds, like conjoined twins, so that they can listen to the same iPod or other mp3 listening device. It is a little pejorative in that "twod" has a pronunciation that is closer to "twat" than "two". It can refer to douche-bags who are blocking your way because they are doing this. It can also refer to two people doing this in a sweet and "cutesie" manner, as when couples do it.
I wish these iTwods would get the fuck out of my way. This hall is too narrow for this shit.

Aren't those iTwods by the front window cute?
iTwods by Dbrh Mac November 16, 2013
itwouldit is used for when irish cunts are suicidal for no reason and is acting like she didnt just scam you
"itwouldit make you not feel good if you used that knife instead of a razor"

"OMDS YOU CUNT STOP DRINKING ALL THE COUGH MEDICINE ITWOULDIT"

"itwouldit go see a therapy..."

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026