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Acronym standing for "In the words of the great philosopher"
Usually used when sarcastically and affectionately quoting a mutual acquaintance
ITWOTGP "......"
ITWOTGP by ElHalcon May 30, 2015
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This is a term for two people sharing ear buds, like conjoined twins, so that they can listen to the same iPod or other mp3 listening device. It is a little pejorative in that "twod" has a pronunciation that is closer to "twat" than "two". It can refer to douche-bags who are blocking your way because they are doing this. It can also refer to two people doing this in a sweet and "cutesie" manner, as when couples do it.
I wish these iTwods would get the fuck out of my way. This hall is too narrow for this shit.

Aren't those iTwods by the front window cute?
iTwods by Dbrh Mac November 16, 2013
itwouldit is used for when irish cunts are suicidal for no reason and is acting like she didnt just scam you
"itwouldit make you not feel good if you used that knife instead of a razor"

"OMDS YOU CUNT STOP DRINKING ALL THE COUGH MEDICINE ITWOULDIT"

"itwouldit go see a therapy..."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026