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A person within the REAL WORLD, that has no inner speech. What is depicted to the norm, as "inner-speaking" or talking within themselves, is opposite to the NPC's. They use images to process everything and usually have blank thoughts.
kids in my school can't fucking read
I try helping out a few kids because I can read

tell one of them "try sounding it out in your head before you say it"
everyone looks at me horrified
one girl says
"But anon! If you hear a voice inside your head that means it's a demon!"
"Holy shit, you are an IRL NPC"

"Just think for a second"
"I can't! I just blurt out whatever my mind tells me to!"
"Look at this Bot, literally an IRL NPC"
IRL NPC by 6 bohrillion September 6, 2018
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When a real person acts like a video game character.
person 1: aye wanna box
person 2: bet
person 1: *starts punching wood*
person 2: aye bruh i dont got time for this IRL-NPC shizz
IRL-NPC by nyguhnyguh September 30, 2023
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