IM flake 

Someone who is flaky about responding to IMs. They usually respond a few minutes after you do and conversations are very slow and frustrating.

Screename #1 (2:15 pm): Hey
Screename #2 (2:32 pm): Hey

Joe: Dude, I was trying to ask Mary out online the other night, but I didn't even get a chance to because she's such an IM flake.

IM flake by joe8900 April 21, 2008

I’m fake 

When you say “I’m fake” it means that you have no will to live and want to jump off a bridge

I’m fake is fake on YouTube

This is so hard I’m fake

I’m fake by Gonadectomy January 19, 2019

I'm Not Finna Fake 

1 . When you're In a Altercation with someone and you want to Warn someone To let them know you have No Chill and you're about to Go all out Savage whether there is a Camera Present or Not you keep your Shit Real "I'm Not Finna Fake"

2. When you're about to party and get lit and turnt AF with your bros or Ya girls and you want to get hype and do some dumb shit and you wanna keep it 1hunnid As possible,

YOU SHOUT " I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKER WOODS " BEFORE OR AFTER. You perform a Act of SAVAGERYand Take a big Sip of Hard Liquor outta the bottle

EXAMPLE # 1

GUYS ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT

Guy 1 : "So what you saying nigga?"
Guy 2: "So what you saying is You need to get the Fuck out of my Business Nigga, That's what you need to Do ! Cause I'm getting tired of you Tellin what the fuck I'm doin Everytime I'm doing Something, CAUSE I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKERWOODS" ( then guy 2 proceeds to Throw a Punch at guy 1)

Example #2

"Yo bro imma get LitAf tonight I'm gonna do some dumb shit after Boy cause I'm Not finna Fakefor these Peckerwoods" ( Proceeds to Take Sips outta The Hennessy or Ciroc bottle)

I'm Not Finna Fake by BIGZONGO21 September 27, 2017