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f4 illustrator 

gun that killed the dinasours; can go through a stampede of elephants with ease; more powerfull than anything; made of a special aloy; burly; not intended for actual usage.
look at that semi truck pull that f4..it can't, oh my god its an f4, f4 "vs" the world= end of the world,
f4 illustrator by mike March 4, 2005

Adobe Illustrator 

Also known as "the death of workflow" this software is used to accomplish tedious tasks over and over again. Interns, but also senior employees, most of them coming from prestigious universities, are forced to use it by their directors. This implies moving the same arrows from left to right and from top to bottom until cerebral atrophy occurs. It may also stir serious debates about color tones and proper line-weights. Choosing corn flower blue instead of ultra violet might cause another wasted night in front of the screen, clicking on lines, one by one.
"Damn, last night I was doing Adobe Illustrator work until 6am."
"If you don't design what I told you, you will do Illustrator work for a month!"
"My boss is making me do Illustrator work because he thinks I'm too creative"

Dope Illustrations 

A group full of tooted up trucks that will guaranteed fuck your girlfriend and make your mom wet. They’ve got large cocks and will beat the shit out of you for talkin shit. DI run it!
“omg is that fivestar?” fuck no it’s dope illustrations bitchhhhhhhh

Dope illustrations 

A group of posers who are bitch made and think they’re stock troks are the best in the country. While most are clapped and daddy’s and mommy’s money.
what’s Dope illustrations? Bitch made ass niggas

Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx 

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.
I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

Killustrator 

Name for the person who designs the illustrations for some of the reality shows, by illustrating what would happen if something dire happened, i.e. Tree falls on person, person gets eaten by an alligator, what happen if someone falls into freezing water, body parts get ripped off, etc.

Killustration, Killustrate, Killustrating
"Get Joe in here, we need a killustration for this scene where this guy could possibly fall out of the air plane."

"We've got to killustrate this next part, its too gory for real TV"

Need to hire a good killustrator for these killustrations, otherwise it could look really bad.

"That's some damn good killustrating, it looks so real & interesting"
Killustrator by Kazmera July 17, 2013