Welcome to the International Baccalaureate Organization. Here, you will experience a vivid simulation of abyss and hell. You will build your skill as an IB Learner, and recognize the importance of handling personal breakdowns. In IB, you will encounter many opportunities that are recommended by past victims to escape from; despite the obvious answer being IBO itself, students are encouraged to disregard their responsibility in the Extended Essay, CAS Experiences, and Theory of Knowledge. In a extent, students are emboldened to run away from the mental illnesses that come forth with the Diploma Programme.
I hope you rot in IB

He sold his soul to IB

"The beast that thou sawest was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the IBO and to go into perdition."

"And if you gaze for long into an IB, the IB gazes also into you."
by 吾θ‡ͺ深渊ζ₯ September 23, 2020
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International Baccalaureate, a program created to torture students AKA International Bullshit.
Person 1: Hey are you doing the IB program?

Person 2: Oh you mean, the International Bullshit program?
by elmoiloveu October 16, 2020
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This is a program that was created for the sole purpose of torturing children, by encouraging them to chose and enrol in this lengthy, annoying, sole sucking program, AKA hell. The pain that IB Students go through is self inflicted, and is a consequence of poor decision making. IB teaches students the precious art of bullshitting their way through 7, 2000 word essays on subjects like Maths and Biology, and a 4000 word essay.

Overall the IB is an unnecessary program, that was made to make teenagers question their life choices and also life as a whole, which ironically is also the aim of TOK.
"The reason my social life is pretty much non-existent is due to the IB, cause the only interaction that I have is with my EE, IA, CAS and TOK."
by IB destroyed my life October 29, 2020
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IB is an acronym for the term indigenous bitches.
Rachel: The fucking IB sitting next to me wouldn't open the window on the 7 hour bus ride to Jaco.

Monroe: IB's have the best drugs.
by tom.pura_vida March 24, 2009
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