IANAMD

I Am Not A Medical Doctor.

IANAMD though for an ear ache try a few drops of sweet oil.

IANAMD by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

ianad 

"I am not a doctor" An online abbreviation, like IMHO or AFAIK. Compare ianal.

"ianad, but, you really should get that looked at."

ianad by Jason February 24, 2005

ianam

I am not a mathematician. Used when discussing mathematical topics naively.

I'm pretty sure 2 times 8 is 16 not 12. IANAM but isn't 2 times 8 just 8+8=16?

ianam by jjhon September 6, 2020

IANADTINMA 

I am not a doctor. This is not medical advice.

When you want to make fun of asshat pseudo-lawyers when discussing someone's medical condition, prefix or postfix everything you say with this acronym.

You might say, in response to someones stomach pain:

Maybe it's a hernia? IANADTINMA

IANADTINMA by beeradb February 12, 2010

IANADNANIFIHNMTWIFIHOAVIOTPOTIO 

An abbreviation for "I am not a doctor, nor a nurse; in fact, I have no medical training whatsoever. In fact, I have only a vague idea of the positioning of the internal organs."

Surgeon: "IANADNANIFIHNMTWIFIHOAVIOTPOTIO"
Patient:"...What?"
Surgeon: "I am not a doctor, nor a nurse; in fact, I have no medical training whatsoever. In fact, I have only a vague idea of the positioning of the internal organs."

IANADNANIFIHNMTWIFIHOAVIOTPOTIO by 1/3ofShockPriestessAKAdabumbum March 3, 2025