I-Pad 

The satin black mask that you strap to your head at night to keep the light out.

"I hate it when light comes in the window and wakes me up each morning!" "Yeah, me too, that's why I always carry my I-Pad..."

I-Pad by tadpole0763 April 17, 2010

i-pad 

an Apple tablet that is intermediate in function between a smartphone and a laptop and that boasts such features as browsing, i-Tunes media, high-definition video, calendar, pics and telephone numbers. The device allows talking as on an i-phone, digital newspaper reading, and novel reading by virtually turning the pages as in an i-book. The device has a keyboard on its screen, which can be operated through a touchscreen facility. Alternatively, a separate keyboard may be attached to the device and such facilities as offered by mc-Book can be enjoyed. The device is available in 16, 32 and 60 GB.

Dude, he is strutting arrogantly nowadays. The reason? He has recently bought an i-pad.

i-pad by uttam maharjan January 30, 2010

i pad kid 

quackity's cough is like an ipad kid's laugh

quackity coughs like an i pad kid

i pad kid by xiria pog April 16, 2021

I-Pad Kid 

Makenzee

is an I-Pad Kid
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I-Pad Kid by Hdjdj3jdjd May 18, 2021

i pad kid 

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady

brady is an i pad kid

i pad kid by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022

I-pad baby 

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.

Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."

I-pad baby by TDH12345 May 9, 2024

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable? 

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable? by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023