i should be doing homework 

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.

i should be doing homework by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

I should be doing homework 

Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.

I should be doing homework.

I should be doing homework by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019

i should be doing homework 

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

i should be doing homework by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

I should be doing my homework right now 

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.

You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.

I should be doing my homework right now by BigFatDuck January 25, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019