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Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help
Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable 

You need to stop doing this to me or I'm going to murder someone's kid.
Hym "This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable. I'm not doing YouTube bullshit to fix a life I did not break. I'm not letting you stop me from making this work."

i just need to get through this week 

this phrase is used as an attempt to delude one self that one will be alright with time. it's to give the impression that the pain one is currently going through is temporary when in fact it is permanent and will only get worse with time. often times, one is actually aware that nothing will ameliorate in the upcoming week. and should it, it would be a fleeting "improvement"
this phrase can be said to some else when they ask if you are okay, in order to avoid talking about the actually problems your are facing which are now pushing you to the brink of de-aliving yourself.
friend 1: are you okay bro, you've been really down the last couple of days

friend 2: haha, im fine. i just need to get through this week

friend 1: real af

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026