I need this 

the sentence you say when you just need to have it. and probably never get it because we all suck! :D

Kid: I NEED THIS MOM
Mom: no you can get it later
Kid: NOOOOOOOO!! I NEED IT NOW IN MY LIFE MOM!!

I need this by ExactoNaomiZaraGunnerGoYEET September 12, 2018

Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

Please speed I need this by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025

I need to get tf off this phone

Ima be up til 3 something again like last night smh. Zzzzz

Why ugh can’t I ?
I need to get off this phone fr. Everyone go to sleep haha

I need to get tf off this phone

I need to get tf off this phone by MindYaBuzzaness May 4, 2026

This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable 

You need to stop doing this to me or I'm going to murder someone's kid.

Hym "This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable. I'm not doing YouTube bullshit to fix a life I did not break. I'm not letting you stop me from making this work."

This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

i just need to get through this week 

this phrase is used as an attempt to delude one self that one will be alright with time. it's to give the impression that the pain one is currently going through is temporary when in fact it is permanent and will only get worse with time. often times, one is actually aware that nothing will ameliorate in the upcoming week. and should it, it would be a fleeting "improvement"
this phrase can be said to some else when they ask if you are okay, in order to avoid talking about the actually problems your are facing which are now pushing you to the brink of de-aliving yourself.

friend 1: are you okay bro, you've been really down the last couple of days

friend 2: haha, im fine. i just need to get through this week

friend 1: real af

i just need to get through this week by bester_remontada April 16, 2023