I Blinds You

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Best game ever. All you do is set your camera to "Flash: ON" then come up behind your victim, put the camera in their face right at the last second before taking a photo while simultaneously yelling loudly 'I BLINDS YOU!'
Guaranteed the shot will be awesome, and a skilled photog can even get themselves in the shot pissing themselves in the background.

Steve aka The Assailant: Check this shit out... Bernice is gonna shit herself *flash: ON* *creeps up* I BLINDS YOU BITCH!
Bernice aka The Victim: Dammit Steve, I just shit myself. But I can't stay mad at you.. *LOLZ ROFLMAOZ* It should be an awesome photo! Thanks for the memories!
Steve aka The Assailant: You're quite welcome...... Bitch.

I Blinds You by babom July 17, 2007

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I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND by Souperior March 1, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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