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I / Me / Myself

one of the most relatable songs ever, written by the wonderful Will Wood.
I wish I could be a girl, and really
I'd prefer it if you would use I / Me / Myself
Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough
To fucking die?
I / Me / Myself by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025

me myself and I 

you know me I'm the INSANE one with the trak'er
me myself and I by bikit luva June 27, 2003

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you 

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis
"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You 

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If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

Me, Myself, and I 

The only friends you have.
WOW! I am so lonely that I only have Me, Myself, and I to talk to!

me, myself, and i 

I'm here by myself, just me, myself, and I.
me, myself, and i by TheRealPotato January 23, 2017
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