I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.

A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!

by wangjiahua October 8, 2011

I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021