I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"

Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

by Ry'and'seabass July 31, 2010

i'm picking up what you're putting down

Telling someone you understand what they are talking about.

George: After you wash the car you need to feed the dog and take out the cat.

Bill: Ok George, I'm picking up what you're putting down!

by PirateEyeZ May 21, 2008

I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down!

Used to say "I understand", but in a slightly more ghetto way.

White Friend- Do you understand?

You- I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down!

by KILL_EM_ALL1981 August 24, 2010

I'm OK, but you're fucked

A way to say goodbye when the ship is sinking
and you have the only lifejacket.

CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than I can pump."
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"

by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006

I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.

Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 02, 2021

I'm smelling what you're cooking

To understand the concept that someone is trying to convey.

A phrase to use when you want to let the other person know that you understand what he/she is talking about and they can stop trying to explain it.

Dude: So, the carburetor and the pistons...

Me: I'm smelling what you're cooking

by Nole69 June 13, 2009

I'm wearing what you're knitting.

You understand what the other person is saying/proposing.

A: "We should go order some pizza"
B: "I'm wearing what you're knitting."

by thisisacodename May 13, 2015