I'm not your bitch

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A sentence used for a person being bossy who refuses to do anything himself, saying that you are not his personal slave, or "bitch."

Bob: Hey, Jim, mind grabbin me a Coke?
Jim: Okay.
Bob: Hey, get me a box of tissues.
Jim: Uggh, okay, fine.
Bob: Can you get me the remote for the TV?
Jim: Shut up and do it yourself. I'm not your bitch!

I'm not your bitch by Matjlav August 30, 2006

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I'm not your bitch

A response to obnoxious people who demand you to do their crap. They will request something unreasonable or treat you like "their bitch"

Obnoxious "When I tell you to do something You do it." Response "I'm not your bitch"

I'm not your bitch by Douchebagtwerp April 9, 2011

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I'm not your bitch

The common response to a case of mistaken identity whereby someone wrongly suspects you of being their bitch.

"I'm afraid I must inform you that I'm not your bitch, I believe that might be your bitch sitting over there. Have a nice day."

I'm not your bitch by The Definitionizer December 1, 2006

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Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe by Handle100 August 8, 2023

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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