I'm Smart

A phrase uttered by an insecure girl when she says something stupid. By saying this over and over, she feels like she will convince herself and others that she is actually smart. Typically a brunette, but can also be a blonde.

Sometimes the intelligence of this person is masked by the stupid things she does or says.

Tracy "Is Michigan East or West of Indiana???"
Jolyn "Really Tracy???"
Tracy "Hey, I'm smart….really I am!?!?!?"

by K Cee October 17, 2010

I'm Smart

No you are not

Person 1: I'm Smart
Person 2: Dude you are the dumbest fucking human being alive, shut the hell up

by SpiritMage April 30, 2025

I’m smart as fuck

I think you ought to know that by now

I’m smart as fuck. Talking to Jeff and the other Jewish guy

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 16, 2021

I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 3, 2018

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary

Stop- just stop you’ve went too far

Stop..

Why are you still reading this what’s wrong with you-

Ok, you want it ?!?!

FINE!!! THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS IS YOU NOT ME, ME IS 1 IQ…

You may have a higher iq then me because i don’t have iq…

Anywaysss… why does the cloud say me is dumb?

Word definition - “Me is me.” “You is you” “when you look yourself up in the dictionary it makes me puke..!”

#Me is myself.. the writer-
#You are the person reading this
Ok?!?!

“Me” is the person writing this

“You.” Are the reader.. WOW- SURPRISE. SURPRISE..

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary.. the definition of you

by No…. …. I said no…. April 19, 2023

Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

A sentence said when you have either emasculated the person's lack of intelligence or have proved him or her wrong. That person in turn, once their intelligence is challenged to the depths of shitville, will pull the "Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!" when they attempt to prove you wrong in another fact of god knows what.

When the fucktard looses in an argument against someone, they will then be stumbled on that argument, thinking "fuck..I lost the game". They will then question you with an argument of something that is probably useless fucking knowledge to anybody.

Your computer has low RAM, your computer is slow as fuck and cannot run all that shit you have on your harddrive.

Yes it can, I just go delete my internet history and cache! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

2+2+2+2+2+2-2 x 0 isn't 0, if you knew about BEDMAS, you would know the order of operation of multiplication which would come first before addition or subtraction.

Oh yeh?!? Well my built-in calculator on my Windows 7 laptop says you are full of shit! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!

(Police Officer) "Sir you were going way above the speed limit, I'm gonna have to impound your vehicle and take away your license"

Are you shitting me? My speedometer says otherwise asshole. Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! (gets head cracked open and cuffs smashed onto the skinny wrists)

by Apparently I'm not uber smart October 14, 2011

I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe

I’m smarter than you people think I am

by Death Menace May 14, 2022