I'm a simp 

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

I'm a simp by BottomDop April 13, 2022

i'm a simple man 

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).

"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".

i'm a simple man by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize” by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

im.a_simp.lol 

a hot, simp, who’s mentally ill, socially akward, and dehydrated, with depression, and a disappointment... :(

person 1: “oh, im.a_simp.lol followed you?”
person 2: “yeah”

person 1: “i’m sorry, that sucks that you had to see their face. i need to take you to go get baptized now!”

im.a_simp.lol by itskix March 27, 2021